COH Haikus

Desperate I was.
I would fight defiantly,
But no. I am dead.

Oh, my lovely pets.
How I struggled to raise them.
But I'm not worthy.

You can still solo.
But are afraid of teaming.
Who will fight AVs?

Cute name "bubblers".
Alas, it has been made true.
They are made of soap.

Is Terra Volta
Tougher now than issue 3-
Beta? Who can say?

The modern City
of Paragon says: "Farmers
and Herders, Begone!"

The Big Blue Hand of
Cryptic, you represent how
our game is oppressed.

So "original
intent" really was level
cap at 40, huh?

Defenses are moot.
Resistance is futile too.
Max debt is freedom.

Long timers lament:
Why are you doing this now?
All our work for naught.

Defense and resists
both in balance by being
not worth taking now.

OK, I admit
I'm just padding my post count
Was that a surprise?

My protection with
ArmorAll makes me shiney
but I still get hurt.

What is my roll now?
I can't control nor aggro.
Will a team want me?

Pumpkins and witches
I'm reminded of that fun
Holloween weekend.

It is very strange.
I hate poetry, but I
feel motivated.

Cloaked and smoked, debuffed.
Fight with margin of safety.
Wasting my breaths now.

Must play every day.
Forced retirement looms in
the heat of summer.

Rules for Haikus, hmmmm.
One with no coherency
can not follow rules.

The team is all red.
Where has all the green gone to?
Another wash out.

Hark! Who dares approach?
Will o' wisps play in the mists.
An ambush awaits.

Containment: Masters
at controlling and locking
down their opponents.

No Unyielding Stance.
Restrained Badge earned in one mish
During Positron's.

Frickin' immobs are
killin' me. Respec'ed out of
them. Much safer now.

Ice: safest blaster
Bitter Freeze Ray plus Freeze Ray,
Boss is sitting duck.

Rad Infection is
my armor. Pull to corner,
bunch 'em and be safe.

The Art of Running:
Understand goons' aggro range,
see them with Tabbing.

Frivolous cape fad,
You do not interest me.
You hide my short shorts.

All the villians have
Fancy weaponary. I got
A Supersoaker.