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My Contributions to Statesman's Laws

 

Statesman's Law #17

When your AOE hold/disorient/etc is finally recharged for you to save the moment in a massed aggro battle gone to heck, just as you approach the center of the fight with your suicide charge, the nanosecond before you commit your click, you will be knocked back out of the battle zone.

Statesman's Law #45

TAB targeting must always begin foe selection starting from the one furthest away from you and cycling in from there.

Statesman's Law #46

When you MUST get away because you won't survive the next shot, a chair or rock will appear behind you to jam you up so you can't run or jump.

Statesman's Law #47

After spinning around several times, you finally find that foe who has been pounding you at range. However, the only thing your mouse-click-to-target can focus on is one of your several team members or their pets between you and him.

Statesman's Law #63

Your Heal power will never recharge fast enough.